midbloods:

If I’ve ever called you

  • Nerd
  • nerdlord
  • wow what a dweeb
  • dweebasaurus rex
  • meme squad
  • gay as heckie
  • fuckin weeb

its a clear sign that there’s a place deep in my heart for u

hipster-trichster:

copsandrobert:

thomas-world:

pierce-alexandria-with-sirens:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

words i use in every sentence:

  • no
  • stop
  • dude
  • literally
  • like
  • seriously
  • fuck

That’s a sentence right there

Forwards and backwards

You can rearrange them in any order and it’ll be a sentence

ladies and gentlemen the extensive vocabulary of tumblr

runningbox11:

theathleticsloth:

cyberfricking:

helioscentrifuge:

bueno:

will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful

no, because when we’re older i’ll be seeing your face on the pillow next to mine

​i swear to god if this site gets any smoother i’m gonna slip and fall on my ass

Then I wish I was the floor.

DAMN SON

HOES BE LIKE: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME
GOD BE LIKE: HOE

cempai:

why want the d when you can have the p

image

i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

nnilkshake:

why test on animals when there r people who r rude to waiters

limabeanmediumdrip:

My favorite game is called “how many episodes can I watch in one night”?

I love the bonus round where you try to convince yourself that you can watch a 45 minute episode in like 20 minutes.

The best part is “who needs sleep you’re only 5 episodes away from the season finale”?

Plot twist: the season finale is three parts.

Double plot twist: cliffhanger at the end of the season so you have to watch the next episode.

you mean the next season

thelilnan:

peetasboxers:

BOYS TAKE OFF THEIR SHIRTS SO WEIRD THEY LIKE GRAB THE SHIRT FROM THE BACK OF THEIR NECK AND YANK IT OVER THEIR HEAD THAT IS SO SEXUAL LIKE I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW YOU DO IT BOYS

and then girls pull their shirts off from the bottom with that crossed-arm twist and it’s the cutest and most enticing thing it’s like a little show or unwrapping a present aah