yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

white-icing:

raise your hand if you have so many ideas that you’re not talented enough for

image

my parents fucking lied

talking to strangers on the internet was the best decision of my life

(Source: michelangelou)

flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

Me: *reads gay fanfiction in church*
Jesus: * descends from the heavens*
Jesus: How dare you read that filth in the house of my father
Jesus:
Me:
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Jesus:
Me:
Jesus: There's no damn way Sherlock is a bottom, he's obviously the dominant one.
Me: Bitch please, John would dom that little shit so hard.
Jesus and me: *insane argument about who tops in Johnlock*