words i use in every sentence:
That’s a sentence right there
Forwards and backwards
You can rearrange them in any order and it’ll be a sentence
ladies and gentlemen the extensive vocabulary of tumblr
will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful
no, because when we’re older i’ll be seeing your face on the pillow next to mine
i swear to god if this site gets any smoother i’m gonna slip and fall on my ass
Then I wish I was the floor.
why want the d when you can have the p
i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly
why test on animals when there r people who r rude to waiters
My favorite game is called “how many episodes can I watch in one night”?
I love the bonus round where you try to convince yourself that you can watch a 45 minute episode in like 20 minutes.
The best part is “who needs sleep you’re only 5 episodes away from the season finale”?
Plot twist: the season finale is three parts.
Double plot twist: cliffhanger at the end of the season so you have to watch the next episode.
you mean the next season
BOYS TAKE OFF THEIR SHIRTS SO WEIRD THEY LIKE GRAB THE SHIRT FROM THE BACK OF THEIR NECK AND YANK IT OVER THEIR HEAD THAT IS SO SEXUAL LIKE I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW YOU DO IT BOYS
and then girls pull their shirts off from the bottom with that crossed-arm twist and it’s the cutest and most enticing thing it’s like a little show or unwrapping a present aah
my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman